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Bacon Soup

alyasalias:

So, i’s been around half a year since mom passed away and we’re still chipping through whatever she left in the freezer.

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Update:

The bacon is horrible. I never thought I could dislike bacon…but note to bacon lovers out there: DO NOT put bacon in soup! Without the flavour it’s like black/brown gravel.

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vinegod:

Sir Ian McKellen has some important advice for students

Win. OMG—Win.

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corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

University tip: put one outside the door of a roommate you dislike with a note to squeeze it. Write “Fuck You” on the middle finger and conceal it so they only see it after they squeeze.

BTW, love Russian accents so that video killed me in more ways than one.

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Writer Empowerment

alyasalias:

The problem with multiple sites and accounts and growing up and at the end of the rant comes something I feel is a little encouraging and empowering.

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Well then…crap…

I just visited my fanfiction accounts…I forgot that I have two of them and I actually created my 2nd one to “breakaway” from the “childish me”.

I don’t remember the passwords or anything for either account so it kinda makes my rant above useless.

I still have no idea where to post my new stories…*sigh*

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