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hotdamnitsbam:

ctgraphy:

christajnewman:

therealmooki:

antolovich:

girl-with-minnie-ears:

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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

thecheerfulemo:

Cutest fucking alien in existence

You sure about that


yeah


i’m


pretty


sure



Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post

And belted the crap out of the Whovians

Four for you, Stitch fandom.





Always reblog my baby

I’m with the Stitch fandom. He isn’t just the cutest fuckinging alien in existence…he’s the cutest little shit ever!

hotdamnitsbam:

ctgraphy:

christajnewman:

therealmooki:

antolovich:

girl-with-minnie-ears:

theclichefortunecookie:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

thecheerfulemo:

Cutest fucking alien in existence

You sure about that

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yeah

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i’m

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pretty

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sure

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Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post

And belted the crap out of the Whovians

Four for you, Stitch fandom.

Always reblog my baby

I’m with the Stitch fandom. He isn’t just the cutest fuckinging alien in existence…he’s the cutest little shit ever!

(Source: bubblewraphypothesis, via arminbooty)

Filed under finally!stitch! lilo and stitch fandom war

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Plot Twist:
Everything in DMMd didn't actually happen. Instead of reading about actual events, we read Aoba's terrible self-insert fanfiction of him and random hot guys that he met on the street. He probably doesn't even have blue hair.
alyasalias:
Doesn't explain Ren's route. Unless it's Aoba's self-cest mixed with either his love of dogs or his wish to be a dog...or his wish to commit incest...*sigh* I think Ren's route is where Aoba's completely lost to the world...

Filed under dmmd so wrong musings

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otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP buying a fucking machine.

reblogging for the hashtag “ok but imagine your otp literally is a due and a fuck machine”

My answer: Imagine your OTP selling fuck machine services…you know, like a carnival ride or the photocopier at Staples? The Sex Carnival anyone? Every seated ride has a dildo on the seat. $20 a ride!

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Am I the only one who feels like this would be a pretty hilarious metaphor for dick sizes?

aobasluttygaki:

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First we’ve got Makoto, I don’t think this is much of a surprise. The boy is tall, and look at wink he’s got going, he knows its something to be proud of.

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Then theres Rin, maybe not the longest but who needs length when you’ve got thickness, that’s where its at,…

Hmm…dual wielding on Nagisa’s part…he’s kinky-er than I thought. I mean, if we are comparing the guns to the guns, and if we assume that there are no mutations to their bodies I think the obvious conclusion is that Nagisa’s saying “If you choose me you get a 2 fer.” Hmm…menage a trois…well…Nagisa does love his friends.

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pizzasexparty:

transparent ceiling mink for your blog

My thought when I saw this scene: the hole is barely big enough for Mink’s head…how’d he fit through it like it was nothing?
I swear, Mink’s gotta be part-octopus or something.

pizzasexparty:

transparent ceiling mink for your blog

My thought when I saw this scene: the hole is barely big enough for Mink’s head…how’d he fit through it like it was nothing?

I swear, Mink’s gotta be part-octopus or something.

(via arminbooty)

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